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Barrelman Triathlon – My first Half-Iron distance triathlon, and the biggest goal for the year. It’ll be just after my 42nd birthday, and if you’re a fan of The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (like I am), you’ll know 42 is an auspicious number, so it feels good to commemorate that birthday with something big. It’s going to take a lot of time and effort to get ready for that race, so it’s important to keep it in the forefront of my thoughts.
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187. That’s my goal weight in pounds; back in the 90’s it was passed around as a kind of gangsta symbol (let’s not go too deep into the darker meaning of it… it’s a good weight for me and it sounds badass). I’ve kissed that line, and moved back up a pound or two only to return to close to it. I need to hold to the principles of the Doctor’s Diet for the majority of the time. I think my increasing training schedule will help me even travel below that line but I need to make sure that I don’t start burning muscle by not allowing my calorie deficit to get too big on bigger training days. And those calories, of course, need to come from the right (i.e. healthy) sources.
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Monetizing the blog (or at least making it a little more professional). This is the least serious of my goals both in priority and in defining what the goal is. The truth (or at least what I tell myself) is, I just like writing and I would do this even if no-one read. Still, I do get a kick when I get engagement from readers, and I enjoy when the blog generates an opportunity to try new things, and I get a wee bit envious when I see other bloggers get opportunities that have passed me by. Because writing is the part of blogging I enjoy most, when I get time to devote to the blog, I write a post. If I want to capture more opportunities (reviews, events, sponsorship), I know things have to change a little. Self-hosting the blog (on its own domain) and re-design could potentially generate things like brand ambassadorship or other opportunities. The driver is more recognition and/or status than actual money, however, I do need to keep in mind the fact that this blog is a hobby about my hobby, and will always be prioritized as such; i.e. way down the line from some of the other items on this vision board.
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Bicycle. A half-iron is serious enough mileage that a new bike is called for. My old bike (with aero-bars I put on myself) is not going to cut it; it’s at least 14 years old and I’ll bet the frame is a bit fatigued – I can see lateral motion in the lower parts of the frame when I pedal on the trainer. The bike in the pic is a the Trek Speed Concept, and while I haven’t decided necessarily on that particular one, I do have to admit both the old steed I’m thinking of putting out to pasture and my mountain bike are by Trek, they’ve served me well, and the Speed Concept is available at price points in the kind of range I was imagining myself spending. Plus, there’s that whole ‘Trek’ name that gets a rise out of my inner geek, you’ve seen me show the Live Long and Prosper (RIP Leonard Nimoy) next to the Rock Devil Horns… I mean it ‘Live Long and Rock On”.
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Resolve. My word of the year. There are bound to be challenges to all these goals, so central to achieving them is RESOLVE. I can either find a way around an obstacle (RESOLVE the problem) or show grit and determination to power through it (using my RESOLVE).
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Reading. Shark Boy has learned to read independently (simple words, but he does get them on his own) and obviously we want him to progress. I’m reading him a few pages from The Hobbit every night too, and it’s great seeing him get engaged by longer form story-telling (and dragons and wizards etc. too). We need him to improve his printing, and I hope I can get him do to a little writing of his own. The Lightning Kid needs to work on letter recognition and some of the basic precursor skills that feed into reading; it’s early yet, but we know it will take him longer so it’s great if we can get a head start. I’m proud of how we get outside and active as a family (and looking back at the February goals, I know we rocked them), but the more academic stuff can’t get left behind either. I’m also happier myself if I can get at least a little book reading (sorry, blogs and articles on the web don’t count) done every day.
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Walk The Line. I’m proud of my kids, which means I’m proud of my family which means I’m proud of our marriage. For a marriage to withstand raising children, never mind rambunctious, dynamic ones like ours, never mind if one has special needs, never mind if you’re constantly out and about as a family, it needs resilience. Resilience is built into a marriage in a similar way to how it is built into a body: it takes a variety of factors. For the body, it’s the right mix of nutritional ingredients and varieties of exercise. A resilient marriage has a similar variety of necessary components – and I probably haven’t learned them all yet, to be honest. I know respect, time for meaningful communication, affection, quality time and actual adult date nights are in there for sure. I’m proud of how well we’ve been able to stick to those things during the past 7 years. Training for a longer distance triathlon will impact all those things, I can’t deny it. What is important is that I keep to that line as closely as I can, even if I wander off it a little. I mustn’t, as Joey Tribianni might put it, let the line become a dot to me. I was going to call it Holding the Line, but then I couldn’t make a Johnny Cash reference, and you should always make a Johnny Cash reference if you’re given the chance.
Friday Five: 5 Things I Learned About Foam Rolling
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Foam rolling (and lacrosse/therapy ball or other myofascial releases) work by hitting trigger points. I pretty much knew this, but what I didn’t know was there was another way foam rolling works to aid recovery, namely…
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Foam rolling lengthens the muscle beyond what you can accomplish by stretching. For each technique she showed us for a particular muscle, Caron first had us stretch it with a conventional stretch, that way we could feel the difference the foam roller made. Apparently this is the recommended method even when you’re doing it at home.
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The glute muscle benefits more from side-to-side rolling. For most people the larger glute muscles are long enough, but the piriformis muscle, not so much. Addressing this muscle requires a side-to-side motion.
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Hamstring tightness is better addressed by lacrosse/therapy ball than a foam roller. I found this one to feel really weird (I wanted to complain to a grown-up about a ‘bad touch’ but the only one to accuse was myself). The ball has to sit just under the crease of your buttock and the top of the hamstring should feel like a thick rope that you roll over.
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While I always thought of the lacrosse/therapy ball as a way to treat tricky injury spots, it can also simply be rolled under the foot to prevent plantar fasciitis, one of the most common running injuries.
March 4th? March Forth!
Tri-ed It Tuesday: Gear Corner Screws in my Shoes
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| At least I got to do some of that winter outdoor Yoga all the cool kids are doing… |
Friday Five: Tips For Active Family Living
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Leave it to the last minute.
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Be Flexible (WYCWYC*)
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Consider the Long Game
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Use Your Optimism Muscle
- Both boys were sick with nasty colds, and I had one too, feeling feverish and being nearly unable to swallow on Friday night, meaning…
- I barely slept between taking care of their various discomforts and my own
- We didn’t get outside much
- The kids demonstrated that they still don’t listen no matter how many times they’re told, to the point that their doting grandmother even noticed that their behaviour was lousy
- I got the Lightning Kid to his soccer program and Shark Boy to his dance lesson on time.
- The kids and their grandmother got to spend time together/I got to see my mother.
- The kids and Shark Boy’s Godfather got to spend time together
- We got to enjoy my mother’s wonderful cooking
- I got to do a favour for my wife, who totally deserved the weekend away from the kids
- I got more bonding time with the kids, especially cuddling up with the Lightning Kid during his nap (while I read a few chapters on my e-reader)
- It honestly gave me a sense of achievement to have gotten through it all (parenting is the ultimate endurance sport)
While the weekend doesn’t typify one of our family outdoor adventures (we only got outside long enough to shovel her driveway), it’s a good demonstration of how your attitude re-frames the experience.
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Sacrifice
Wordless Wednesday: Heinlein on Specialization
Swim Workout: Thursday 300s
I did this swim workout 2 weeks ago, and I thought it might be worth sharing. The general idea (especially the main set) is from Gale Bernhardt’s Training Plans for Multisport Athletes. The idea is a time trial test to determine race pace and other paces that are needed for tempo-type work etc.
- Warm-up for 300m
- Do 300m of power work with hand paddles
- Do 3 intervals of 300m. Try to finish each of these with completion times that are within 15 seconds of each other. Effort should be hard, but not so hard that you’re blown up in the third set and the times are inconsistent. Rest 30s to 1 min between intervals
- Do 3 sprint intervals of 50m. Rest 30s to 1 min between intervals
- Cool-down for 150m
Tri-ed It Tuesday: The Doctor’s Diet (STAT and RESTORE plans)
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Healthy Fats – Nut butters, Avocado, Hummus, Oils, Nuts
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Protein – Lean Meats like chicken breast (though we sometimes used thighs), ground beef, eggs
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Vegetables – Name a vegetable (except the high-density ones listed below)
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High Density Vegetables – Sweet potato, Yam, Corn, Lima beans, black-eyed peas.
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Fruit – Apples, Berries and Grapefruit
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Whole Grains – whole wheat bread, whole wheat English muffins, oatmeal.
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Breakfast: 1 Breakfast Protein + 1 STAT Fruit
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Lunch: 1 Main-Dish Protein + 2 or more Anytime Vegetables
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Dinner: 1 Main-Dish Protein + 2 or more Anytime Vegetables
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Snack: 1 Snack Protein + 1 STAT Fruit + 1 or more Anytime Vegetables. Have the snack when you need it – mid-morning, mid-afternoon, or after dinner
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Daily flex-time foods: Each day (at the meal or snack of your choice ) enjoy these additional foods: 1 Healthy Fat, 1 Whole Grain, 1 High-Density Vegetable.
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Water. The prescription is to drink a big glass of water before the meal. We often used big pint glasses at home, though I don’t think they needed to be that big. The benefits of staying hydrated are well documented, and habitually drinking before eating was a simple way to make sure we got more water into ourselves without having to remember to do it during the course of the day
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Fruits and vegetables. My wife likes fruit, but not vegetables and I’m the opposite. Being on the structured plan forced us to get portions of each every day, so our shopping list ended up looking like a compromise of what we both would hold as the ideal. The last time (before undertaking the Doctor’s Diet) I asked for vegetable snacks like peppers, cucumbers, etc. I would eat them once, then the rest would rot in the fridge. Eating veggies (and similarly fruit) every day meant they got used up and didn’t spoil.
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Rapid weight loss. While losing weight quickly isn’t an ideal goal, it did help me stay motivated to weigh myself every day (also a general no-no) and see the numbers drop. It reminded me that what I was doing was working.
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Flavour. Dr. Stork advocates food that tastes good, quite simply. Salsa, cinnamon, nutmeg, turmeric are good examples of something he pushes as a way to keep food as tasty as possible, while adding nutritional value and without harmful stuff like sugars. Making healthy fats a part of every day helps too.
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I’m a little concerned about the lack of carbohydrates, especially going forward. At first, my exercise regimen was more strength-based, with most cardio sessions being less than 45 minutes a day. As I ramp up my training for the Half-Iron triathlon, I’m pretty sure my carb intake needs to go up. In fact, maybe my calorie intake overall needs to go up so my body doesn’t start burning muscle. It’s going to be a fine-tuning process, but it is notable that the book doesn’t discuss exercise much beyond encouraging people to get that 30 minutes of moderate exercise daily; this might not be an “athlete’s” diet, but it is a healthy one in principle, so it’s a great start.
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Deprivation. While Dr. Stork is anti-deprivation in terms of long term lifestyle, the STAT plan is pretty strict for 14 days. I think 14 days of discipline is good for you, but in two weeks, it’s easy to have a day (or more) where you could really use a glass of w(h)ine, or a beer, or chocolate. It does get better as you go along, and you break your dependence on sinful food as a reward system. Bacon seems to be out altogether, and that’s hard (for a guy like me) too.
Collingwood Madness (Part 2)
Apparently Shark Boy really struggled to finish the trail with legs that must have been tired from the snowshoe race. We packed it in, and headed to the Day’s Inn where my wife had booked the last available room earlier in the week. It has a pool, but we were sorely tempted to check out a water park found in Blue Mountain Village that we’d heard good things about. It’s called Plunge! and we gave into temptation and took it. We were a little worried because it seems like the Lightning Kid gets sick every time he goes swimming. I hoped that he’d spend more time with the splash pads than immersed in deeper water and that it might make the difference.
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| The boys chilling before we went to the Aquatic Centre |
Tri-ed It Tuesday – Race Recap: Romp 2 Stomp Snowshoe Race
I typed the first part of this post on a Saturday night in a hotel business centre in Collingwood, Ontario. I was intending to finish writing about the entirety of the Saturday, but the slow net connection and my own exhaustion made it impossible. As I type this now with borderline frostbitten fingertips, I know I have to break the tale of our crazy Collingwood weekend up into more than one post. For now, you’ll have to settle for my contribution to the Lakeshore Runner Tri-ed It Tuesday linkup: a recap of our first snowshoe race.
I’ve wanted to take part in a snowshoe race for some time now. I’ve owned my own snowshoes for over a year, but I haven’t gotten many chances to get proficient with them. This year I missed two chances to take part in snowshoeing events run by Personal Best at Albion Hills. Not only was the venue close, but vendors were allowing you to try on snowshoes for demonstration purposes, and they had children’s sizes, so I ended up getting Shark Boy all psyched up to, only for us to miss our shot by a few minutes each time. As a family, we made cross-country skiing the top priority weekend outdoor activity, and snowshoeing kept getting punted.
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| Starting Line |
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| Shark Boy is in the green jacket back there… |
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| Look at the snow fly! |
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| The bridge is 25m above a stream below… |
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| …and 300m above Georgian Bay. |






































